The Hummer H8 is now available in the following colors: Fairy Princess Pink, Bling Bling Green, Roid Rage Red, Piece of Shit Brown
and Cry Me A River Blue, or choose stock Urban Camouflage Yellow.
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Take a look at the all new, all powerful, gas guzzling, Earth fucking, Hummer H8! You can be the envy of the mall parking lot and
help take over the world, two parking spots at a time. Now, real men will show the puny hybrid owners that they're a full three
inches when they're behind the wheel of their shiny, Hummer H8. And Women, can transport an entire soccer team, while simultaneously
drinking their mocha, applying eye liner, and chatting on their cell phones. That's right, when you're driving The Earth Fucker,
you can do whatever you want! Who can stop you anyway?
As a Hummer H8 owner, you scoff at weight limit laws, you dare hybrids to use the car pool lane, you're not afraid to ignore your
blind spots, and you do your best to eliminate that pesky Ozone layer! More than anything else, you know you're better than a Hummer
H2 or Hummer H3 owner because H2 + H3 only equals H5! Once you get your 5.9 mpg Hummer H8, slap your "No Fear" sticker on the back,
install your 30" bling bling wheels, you're ready to avoid puddles and mud like nobody's business. Fuck Mother Earth, she likes it!
Hummer owners unite in our yearly celebration and rejoice in our gallant efforts to contribute to the Greenhouse Effect and Global
Warming. Hummer H2, Hummer H3, Hummer H8 and Hum Vee enthusiasts from around the world are working hard to fuck the universe, one
planet at a time!
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Ban SUVs .com:
Look at this attempt to ban our beloved behemoths! Don't they know we don't need to follow any laws written by girly men? Somebody
needs to tell them that Hummer H8 owners follow a higher power. Apparently they don't know that the "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for
"Hummer!" Who cares if we're contributing to the destruction of the environment? Who's to say that it's wrong to put other peoples'
lives in danger? What's wrong with being at greater risk of rolling our vehicles over? Jesus Hummer Christ doesn't see anything wrong
with it, so why do these people?
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How can you support Hummer H8 .com?
You can download and print the PDF file to the left and distribute small handouts that state, "My Hummer H8 can kick your SUVs ass!"
...or, you can tell a friend.
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The Hummer H8 sport utility vehicle is all new for 2007. Gas mileage reduced to 3.7 mpg (that's a good thing, right?), weight
increased to 9,250lbs, and the engine replaced by a 1800HP, V24, 72 liter powerhouse! Global warm my ass!
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Hummer H8 .com Gear
Clothing, stickers and more!
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Click Here to Get Your
Hummer H8 Wallpaper!
(or put it on your coworkers' computer)
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